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From the futuuuure by *WatermelonOwl

Please... Help Me Ryou blinked his eyes slowly, trying to orient himself in a dark room. He didn't remember ever having been here before, but it seemed familiar anyways. Like he had been here everyday of his life.Please... Help Me by ~DarthMomo
Cold stone greeted his hands as he pushed himself up into a sitting position, the gritty and damp floor chilling him to his elbows. As his eyes adjusted, he found himself to be in a relatively large room, the dark walls adorned with numerous bookshelves that held things ranging from actual books and action figures. Mirrors hung around the room, but none of them reflected anything but emptiness. Despite the dismal darkness, a lightness seemed to be c
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! And also~ |
Wanna know what completely terrified me for about three days? Read this shit: Well here we are at last! You always were a pleasure! Are you wondering why you are in a vice? Oh how we laughed and laughed! Except, you're not laughing? what's the matter Rainbow Dash? Am I not being nice? I need you for harvesting! Thats what I'm planning on! Sorry your number came up. Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone. She was a lot like you. But you're not quite as heavy. I chopped up poor Gilda to feed to you! But then I burned her meat. And now she's gone forever. You will not follow suit! That much I'll promise you! I know this is quite shocking! That's what I'm betting on! This is the end my Dashie! No Pony will know you're gone! So long my bestest friend. Well, of course I mean you! That would be funny if it wern't so sad. You cannot be replaced. But it's too late for that now. When I go eat you maybe I'll start feeling real glad. You'll be baked into cupcakes! That's what I'm planning on. I want you inside of me! Oh, I'll feel sad when you're gone! No pony will know you're gone! Oh we will soon be as one! |
This is a collection of crazy shit I've spewed that apparently is quote-worthy. So, bask in my random-ness! "Oh Jesus! I crushed him with my ass!" ~rp quote "Just because you didn't learn how to tie your shoes until you were in 6th grade, it doesn't mean you have Autism. You're just fucking stupid." ~was venting to my friend about a bitch who tried to claim she had the same thing my brother does. ((SHE DOESN'T. SHE'S A FUCKING IDIOT)) "I don't like big boobage!" ~For your own safety, we request that you don't ask. "Then I had some sort of virtual sex with Sebastian..." 'Twas a game I played...'twas fun, too. "Switzerland, Rhiannon! Switzerland!" My sis can't say Switzerland. It's cute, in a way. X3 "De' Phantom of de' Opera!" Antonio Banderas. 'Nuff said. "Sexy adorable-ness!" 'Twas a comment on a picture. "Dude...you gotta send me the links!" Adam Lambert...Apparently, his bass player is straight. "Stop your whining, Michael!" Quote by my mom. "She doesn't even know who she's singing with!" Yup... "Adam Lambert! I challenge you to a d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-FUCK MY SPEECH IMPEDIMENT!!" The Bonjovi Experience 3... "I apologize for making you so anxious...and having to eat yaoi...v.v You must be full as hell..." anxiety can do things, man... "24 pages..." I get a lot of mail... "I was talking to my **cking mother." I was, man... |
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